Adding a Custom Postfix on static

Folks,

I love the ability to use the postfix var as in:

SomeClass.var *becomes* var = new SomeClass();

I like it so much, that I want more of them :)

ISomeInterface.fake *becomes* var someInterface = A.Fake<ISomeInterface>();

I've seen in the documentation that folks get pointed to SourceTemplates for this, but there is a limitation for static classes since you can't have an extension method on a static class.

Am I missing something, somewhere, or is there no way to do what I'm describing above?